I wake up in one of three ways:

sierramazing:

  1. Groggy and still exhausted
  2. Well-rested and energetic
  3. Hornier than all hell
tbdressfashion:

fashion tops           hats
==>big sales
lemonyanemone:

So this was posted on the bulletin board at school.

lemonyanemone:

So this was posted on the bulletin board at school.

(Source: mydailystylee)

(Source: nvuss)

svau:

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

(Source: almostabanana)

imnotamisandristbut:

I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:

If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?

If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?

If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?

Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.